James May aka: Captain Slow

James May is the slowest of all TopGear hosts. He hates to drive cars fast and usually buys the stupidest cars in the world. he is the only host who understand how 'torque' works, has invented a pie, and has kept the tweed industry alive for 2 decades. he has a mullet, loves coloured jumpers and does not trust the French. he loves either massive luxury cars or tiny, cheap, rundown minis. his favourite line is "oh cock"!!!!